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The Teen Commandments

Your Turn: Riot Vans & Kicked-In Doors

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox

Society & Culture, Parenting, Throwback, Kids, Kids & Family, Nostalgia, Funny, 90s, Teenagers, Personal Journals, Sara Cox, Comedy

4.9835 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Uni shenanigans & the world’s biggest “back scratcher”. Plus, fire crew chaos for snoozing teen.

 

Tell us your teen stories! You can get in touch using the Comments or Review sections on your podcast app. Or you can Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk  

 

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 Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production

 


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0:00.0

Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.

0:22.8

More parents are choosing EE broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.

0:27.8

To verify I see EE.companment.companments to your turn definitely contains some adult topics and some rude language.

0:36.7

So don't let the kids listen.

0:42.0

Hi Claire Hamilton.

0:43.5

Hello, Sarah Cox.

0:44.8

And welcome magnificent people to Teen Commandments Podcast, Your Turn.

0:50.5

This is the show where we try to make sense of the often chaotic brains of our teenagers. Don't be so chaotic. It's bloody freezing, isn't it? Claire's about the dog blanket again. I've only just popped the radiator on. I want to make a complaint about these work conditions, thank you. Oh, I'm going to get a bad rating, aren't I, on trip, advisor for the shed at the bottom of the garden. I hope you've had a lovely couple of days. We do our main app on a Monday, obviously Wednesday's your term where we read your fantastic emails. Let's have a little look at this. This has come from Ian, who says he met you at a hotel. You did. And promised he sending a story. story he recognised me this is the person that

1:28.2

recognised me what hotel in portugal tell me i didn't know someone had recognised you yeah told

1:33.1

it on radio oh what when we were on with romesh yeah i did um yes i was by the pool um my mum and i

1:39.3

had had a couple of margaritas and we were getting all giggling and i just looked over court he's

1:44.0

dine and is it claire said yes and I just looked over court he's dining

1:44.1

and is it Claire?

1:45.9

Yes.

1:47.8

We've just been listening to Teen Commandments and he and his wife and a really, really

1:51.8

lovely couple and he had, you know, he recommended a few restaurants and stuff and I said,

1:55.8

he said, I've got a couple of stories.

1:58.9

I said, get emailing and he did.

2:00.6

He literally went back to his hotel room and sent us an email because I read it and saw him the next day. I was like, I've got your email. I've got to say, Ian, this is an absolute cracker as well. It's brilliant. Very good. Ian's welcome back anytime. Do you have a split second? Are you used to it Or do you think people think, you know, are you like, have I shagged him? And people say, is it Claire? Well, do you know what? I never want to do. I never want to be that arseller that goes, yes. You mean from the, you know, from the pardon? They go, no, I know your cousin. I know that is the problem. Yeah, right. I get it. I've always had it where people go, you're really like when we took Lola to Rotterdam and moved her in, there was a woman who was English who was working at a cafe there. And she was like, have you been here before? And I was like, no. And I don't want to be like, you might know me from my extensive TV career in the UK for 30 years. Because you're right, she could have been like, no, it's definitely not that. I think you look like me mate's mum or something. Yeah. It was so mortifying. When I first started in showbids and I was like, oh, this is it now.

3:10.7

I'm mega famous.

3:12.0

Someone came up to me and I thought they wanted an autograph and I went to like take their pen

3:17.1

off them and sign what they were holding and they were rolled in an A to Z.

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