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The Teen Commandments

Your Turn: Mooning & Jacuzzi Mayhem

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox

Sara Cox, Funny, Personal Journals, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Kids, 90s, Teenagers, Comedy, Throwback, Parenting, Nostalgia

4.9834 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for another Your Turn where Sara and Clare hear from you guys! Get ready for stories about darting around in the nude, the art of a good moony, jacuzzi fruitiness, and loads more!


Remember, you can get in touch using the Comments or Review sections on your podcast app. Or you can Email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk  


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Transcript

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0:00.0

There are some adult topics in this upcoming podcast.

0:03.5

Maybe a bit of language, eh, Claire?

0:05.0

Yeah, very much so maybe steer the kids' ears away.

0:08.4

Hello, Claire Hamilton.

0:10.0

Hello, Sarah Cod.

0:11.3

Hello, fantastic people.

0:13.4

Welcome along to Tea Commandments,

0:15.0

the show where we try to untangle the often fuzzy brains of our teenagers.

0:20.2

As McFly say, because this is the Your Turn episode, It's All About You. I chickened out from singing it. Go on. No, you don't like my singing and you're mean about it. I don't like you singing, but I know it makes you happy. It's all about you. It actually makes me shuddle. It's all about you, baby. God, I'd love to be able to sing. I would. I'd love you to be able to sing. Look, God loves a tryer. Yeah. I did have a lesson once with that Gareth Malone. You know, who's always not going around. Get your money back. Will you stop please doing that face? What? It's what you're singing does to me. No, I didn't have a paid lesson. It was on Radio 1. Oh. He said he had a very low range like Amy Winehouse. So maybe if I do a lie, it's all about you. That's quite good, isn't it? Anyway, I'm going to carry on now. You're not being very encouraging, which is mean.

1:11.5

Right.

1:27.5

Okay. So I'm going to go. You're talking now a little bit. Oh, I am a little bit. Okay. You encourage me to sing and then you were mean about it. Do you want to sing? No. No, I'm going to do question of the week on the new. Oh, yes. It's continued. This is a good one actually.

1:28.5

We've got some great ones.

1:31.3

If you missed it, we started this on Monday on our main episode.

1:27.5

Yeah. to do question of the week continued. Oh yes, it's continued. This is a good one actually.

1:28.5

We got some great ones.

1:43.8

If you missed it, we started this on Monday on our main episode. Yes, which is a brilliant episode. We texted their mum saying they needed Charlie for the prom. Yes. Turns out Charlie is just their brother's mate who's a DJ, so all fine. There's some brilliant. 15 year old wasn't after any Class A business of course

1:45.8

which we discourage.

1:47.3

So go on, we've got Jenny fine. There's some brilliant. Fifteen-year-old wasn't after any Class A business, of course, which we're discouraged.

1:47.3

So go on, we've got Jennifer. So the question was, what's the funniest most random or ridiculous

1:50.8

text you've ever received from your teen? What did Jennifer say?

1:54.4

So my teen has sent this when her friend was staying over. Dylan's crushing here, so don't walk around

1:59.5

naked.

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