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This episode of Teen Commandments contains occasional bad language and adult topics,

not suitable for children, especially not at Christmas.

Ho, ho, ho, ho. I'm doing that again.

Ho, ho, ho. You're a hole.

You're calling me a hole.

You're calling me a hole, girl.

Ho, ho, ho. Happy Christmas.

Claire, it's Christmas Eve. Claire Hamilton, hello. Sarah Cox, hello. Well done. You forgot my name for a moment there, babe.

Non-taken. Hello, lovely people. This is Teen Commandments, the show where we try to make sense of the often tinsel-stuffed brains of our teenagers.

Very good. That's what it was for the main app. Was it? Yeah. What was I doing when you said that? No, you're not listening. I don't know what you were doing. Drifting off. I don't know where you were. She's wanging on again. It's Christmas Eve if you're listening to it today when the pod comes out. excitement will be mounting you'll have hopefully done all

your rapping you'll be rushing around the shops the last minute yes some of you might have rappers back

that's what i get when i try and wrap presents on the floor don't do that do you back in oh wrappers

but i didn't know what you meant yeah wrappers bag does sound like. It's nothing to do with like 50 cent and Jay-Z.

To do we rapping presents. That's what hairdressing feels like, babe. Yeah, does it? Yeah. And especially this time, yeah, you've been ever so busy. Yeah. People getting ready, they want their updoes, ready for Christmas parties and the shingons. Yeah. This is my last Christmas hairdressing.

Can I just sort of it's out there?

Let's make that vow.

Come on.

This is our last Christmas hairdressing. Yeah, come on. Let's make that vow. Come on. This is our Your Turn episode, by the way. Hi. Make sure you share all episodes of Teen Commandments to help Claire stop hairdressing, please. Let's make that her wish for 2026. Right, so this is your turn episode where we go through your fantastic emails.

And before we launch into the fun stuff, we have an issue to address. Yes. We got an email from, what's she called? Natalie. Hi Natalie. And we're thrilled that you got in touch, Natalie, because we did need this pointing out, because we didn't have a Scooby-Doo that this had happened. And we thought we ought to address it because lots of you may have heard this advert

and you may have felt like Natalie

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