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The Rob Gucci Show

Your Tricep Dips Made Your Wife Leave You

The Rob Gucci Show

Rob Gucci

Improv, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Society, Society & Culture

4.91.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

You can watch this show on video at YouTube.com/@robguccishow. Chicago live show ticket link december 3: https://t.co/0NsTKmN6F6 UPCOMING TOUR DATES: All tickets available at homeby3.shop 12/3- Chicago 12/4- Milwaukee 12/6 - Buffalo 12/10 - Pittsburgh 1/22 - Toronto SOLD OUT 1/23 - Ottawa SOLD OUT 1/25 - Montreal Follow and support the show: MERCH: homeby3.shop x.com/homeby3official instagram.com/homeby3official tiktok.com/homeby3official Support the show

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why is the audio muted?

0:08.5

There's one thing about this job is you have to have the audio on.

0:14.5

I don't understand that.

0:16.3

All right, everybody, welcome in again.

0:18.8

It's your host, Robert Gucci, another episode of Rob Gucci show from my kitchen.

0:26.9

Just got to get the links out there. Everything's a link.

0:30.3

Got to get the link. You got to clip that. Get the link. Clip it. Put the link here. Put the tic-tok put the grandma i've talked about it before

0:39.7

why don't you promote your show why don't you promote your own show because i'm tired of posting links

0:43.5

i'm tired of clipping things like i wouldn't be surprised if not even too long from now five six years

0:50.1

from now you're gonna have to you know you be in the middle of having sex with your wife and you have a good stroke and you're going to be like clip that.

0:57.7

Like there's going to be a guy in the corner of the room with a camera or whatever and you're going to be hitting it real nice from the side because you're lazy.

1:08.8

And you have like three good strokes and you're just going to be like, all right, clip that.

1:12.1

Like everything's about clipping. Everything's about link. Links, like it's crazy. My mom listens to this, so I'm not going to talk about hitting it to the side. From the side. Welcome into the show, everybody. This is the Rob Gucci show. I'm sorry. I'm late. I was in Winnipeg. I apologize for the delay.

1:27.1

I was in Winnipeg.

1:28.2

It's really good to be back in Scottsdale where everybody is stuck up.

1:31.3

Everybody. show. I'm sorry, I'm late. I was in Winnipeg. I apologize for the delay. I was in Winnipeg.

1:28.2

It's really good to be back in Scottsdale where everybody is stuck up. Everybody, nobody has a

1:33.0

sense of appreciation for anything. You're in a beautiful state that gets 300 days of sunlight

1:38.4

and minimal crime, relatively clean, but still everybody decides to be a stuck-up cunt.

1:46.1

Welcome to Scottsdale, a place of horrible people.

1:50.5

Without a doubt, the worst people in the country.

1:53.2

It's not even close.

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