Your Teen Doesn't Hate You, it's Summer.

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

So you’ve got littles under 11 and you think sand in the van is the worst part of summer backseaters? Just wait til the brooding grind of a bored 16yo without a car, sense of summer joy, or the sleep schedule of a bear? They don’t know it, but It’s not your fault. We explore how summers can shape teens for the better, the health benefits of Nerd Clusters, ADHD, Cheese Based Meals, your emails and more!

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, welcome to don't make me come back there. We are a funny podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-in comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast. And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio above Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa, California. As my lovely wife, my co-host, and my best friend, Melissa Nickerson. Hey there. Hey there. Feels like it's been a bit. Yep. Here to lead you on your jungle safari. That's right. Melissa. Step right up. Melissa's guest starring in Wildcrats right now. Yes. I almost thought like here to take your order at a cracker barrel, but I don't think they wear those kind of uniforms and restaurants anymore. This is exactly what I wore when I worked it out back. Yeah. This is the exact style shirt that I wore it out back, but. I was thinking Rainforest Cafe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's definitely a safari shirt. Yeah. What do the, I've always wondered. Oh, also, Andy, everybody. Andy, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah it's definitely a safari shirt yeah yeah yeah what do the i've always
1:12.2	wondered oh also andy everybody andy's yeah yeah yeah yeah what are these yeah what purpose do the the
1:19.3	shoulder strap serve yeah function of that shirt style i've always wondered i think it's in case
1:25.4	a big a big person needs to quickly remove you from a situation.
1:30.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:32.3	I think maybe you could put like a little rope in there.
1:35.3	Oh, okay. Yeah.
1:36.3	For a big person to remove you.
1:39.3	Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1:40.3	For our listening audience, which is the majority of our audience.
1:43.3	It's held on by a button. You know how some shirts have those little weird button straps over the shoulder?
1:48.3	What are those doing there?
1:49.2	Yeah, the flap.
1:50.1	I just was like, my son thrifted this.
1:54.1	It fit me.
1:55.2	And I was like, let me wear it once.
1:57.2	Yeah, I think it looks nice.
1:58.5	I like it.
2:00.0	But yeah, it's kind of a nuisance. It's a small men shirt. Yeah, I think it looks nice. I like it. But yeah, it's kind of a nuisance. It's, it's a small men's shirt. Yeah, yeah. Small men's wetsuit. Well, thanks for tuning in today, everybody. We got a lot to talk about. Mostly what we're here to talk about is teens and summer. We have a New York Times article the failing new york times article today called
2:19.0	no your teen doesn't hate you it's just summer we've got some weekend recaps to get through
2:24.1	we got some emails to get through we let a yeah we got a lot to get to what are you about to say
2:28.0	you're about to say something i we have a zoom hang tonight but that's not on thursday that will not be
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