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The Longest Shortest Time

Your Singing Really Interferes With My Going-To-Sleep Process

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Parenting, Health & Fitness

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2010

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

A music teacher tries to stop her newborn’s crying with lullabies. Turns out it’s the worst thing she can do. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

If you're hearing my voice right now, you probably haven't slept for more than an hour at a time in days.

0:05.4

Maybe weeks. Maybe it's three in the morning.

0:09.3

Maybe you can't remember the last time you showered.

0:12.8

You dread hearing that cry. Those little tiny grunts coming from the bassinet, telling you your baby's getting hungry.

0:20.7

Again. Wasn't it just 20 minutes ago? You put her back in there?

0:27.8

I know all this about you because 10 months ago, I was just like you.

0:34.6

I thought this is my new forever. It's always going to be like this.

0:40.6

What have I gotten myself into?

0:43.8

But the thing is, it changes.

0:47.4

Before you know it, you're thinking about how to get your baby to take two naps a day,

0:52.0

how to keep her from crawling out of the kitchen while you're making breakfast.

0:56.5

And those early struggles when you're just in survival mode are just a blip, a very intense blip.

1:07.1

And that's what this podcast is about.

1:10.7

I'm Hillary Frank. This is the first episode of the longest shortest time podcast.

1:15.9

My first guest is Ann Sailor. She's the teacher at the little baby music class where I take my daughter.

1:22.3

And of course, she's very musical.

1:24.5

She got it from her mom who used to make up songs about her and sing her lullabies.

1:31.1

So 10 years ago, and brought her son Jacob home from the hospital.

1:34.9

And she had what I think is probably the most universal problem that any new parent could have.

1:41.9

Her baby wouldn't stop screaming. It was start around 11 o'clock every night.

1:46.6

And we'd go on for hours, just this high pitch never ending whale.

1:52.2

So Ann and her husband tried everything. They tried bouncing the baby swaddling the baby.

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