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As the great sage of our age once observed,

oops, I did it again.

This almost pathological desire I have to be fair-minded leads me to defend

conservative politicians sometimes in circumstances that other people find a little bit hard to grasp.

I fear that it may become known as the years pass as the Matt Hancock moments of my broadcasting

career. I did spend much of last year defending Matt Hancock, and he repaid my support,

almost as unpleasantly as he repaid the support of his own wife by, of course, ending up getting

filmed with his mistress in his ministry, engaging in behaviour, which the Prime Minister was

perfectly prepared to excuse, inevitably, but the rest of us were not.

And on yesterday's programme, lest you were not listening, in which case, as usual, I will need

a letter from your mum by the end of morning break to explain what the hell you think you were doing,

not listening to yesterday's programme. I may have constructed a loose defence of the former Attorney General, Sir Geoffrey Cox. I may even

have pointed out to Theo Usherwood, LBC's esteemed political editor, or Scoop Usherwood, as he is

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