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Joel Osteen Podcast

Your Set Time is Coming

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Your Set Time is Coming

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian and actor, writer, director,

0:03.5

swimmer, and I love films. Come join me on my podcast, Films To Be Bered With,

0:07.6

where I invite a special guest over, I tell them they've died, then I get them to discuss

0:11.5

their life through the films that meant the most to them. What films scared them the most?

0:14.8

What made them cry the most? Etc. At the end, they pick a film to go in their

0:18.6

pocket and take to heaven. Like, death, and movies. Listen to films to be buried with

0:23.3

Brett Goldstein on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio app,

0:27.2

Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.1

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending

0:35.2

this time with you. I hope you'll leave inspired. Make sure you subscribe to get new messages

0:40.4

every week. We appreciate your support. It helps keep the ministry going. Enjoy the message.

0:54.0

We're God bless you. Always a joy to come into your house. We love you. We know God has

0:59.6

great things in store for each one of you. If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and

1:04.7

be a part of one of our services. I promise you will make you feel right at home. But thanks so

1:09.0

much for tuning in today and thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny

1:13.7

each week. And one day up in heaven, God said to the men, I want you to form two lines. One line

1:20.2

is for the men who were the head of the house. And the other line is for the men who let the woman

1:25.7

be the head of the house. The line where the woman ran the house was a hundred miles long.

1:31.1

There was only one man in the other line. God said, men, I'm ashamed of you. I've created

1:36.1

you to be the head. Only one man stood up to make me proud. He turned to him and said, son, tell

1:42.1

him how did you manage to be the only one in this line? He looked kind of confused and said, I don't

1:46.8

know. My wife told me to stand here. All right. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is

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