Your Right Time Is Coming | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Always a joy to have you with us. We're praying for you guys. Check out my new book. It's called Power Up, a 21-day action plan to transformative thinking. |
| 0:10.5 | I think it'll help you think great thoughts and just live a victorious life. But you can check it out on the web. It's so great having you with us. Enjoy the podcast. |
| 0:18.0 | God bless you. It's great to be with you today. And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast. God bless you. It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:21.1 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, |
| 0:26.0 | our YouTube channel, social media. |
| 0:28.1 | We'll keep you encouraged and inspired. |
| 0:30.8 | But I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:32.5 | And I heard about this lady that died and she was standing at the pearly gates. |
| 0:37.4 | St. Peter said, |
| 0:38.2 | you can't come in yet. You have to correctly spell a word. She said, what word? He said |
| 0:43.6 | any word. So she spelled the word love, L-O-V-E. Peter said, welcome to heaven. Didn't Peter ask |
| 0:50.3 | if she would take his place for a moment? He instructed her that if anyone came to just follow |
| 0:55.2 | the same procedure. In a few moments, she sees her ex-husband walking up. She can't believe in. She |
| 1:02.0 | said, what are you doing here? He said, I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to heaven? |
| 1:07.1 | She said, not yet. You have to correctly spell a word. He said, what word? It was a long pause. She said, not yet. You have to correctly spell a word. He said, what word? |
| 1:12.4 | There was a long pause. |
| 1:13.9 | She said, Czechoslovakia. |
| 1:17.1 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:18.9 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:20.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:22.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:24.2 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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