Hello, top of the morning, top of the everything to you.

How are we all doing?

We're playing a game of microphone roulette today because I've got two mics, this one, and

one of them's got no battery.

So we've got to keep an eye on if this one needs charging.

I've been on holiday, for those who tuned in last week, you'll know that I went on holiday.

I got home last night and I've just got to show everyone this birthday card. I've got a friend.

So my friend is having a White Lotus party and on video. I'm showing you here this card. It says, these gays

are trying to murder me on my birthday. And it's what's her name? Oh my God, why can't

I remember her name? Anyway, I'm going as Armand. So I've had a little Armand badge made.

And I've had... Armand is the one with the mustache who has the crazy sex and then I've got a

white lotus badge. I'm showing people on video here and I've got a linen suit. So that's,

that's my outfit. Anyway, I got home from holiday yesterday and William has already unpacked because

that's the man that he is. He has to unpack as soon as he gets through the door, which is not

something I'll ever understand.

Sorry, I'm carrying you with me,

because we've got to go over to my office, haven't we?

But I can't find the key.

I've had a surveyor round this morning.

Had a survey around, 8am.

Quite punchy, I thought.

Very nice man, keen gardener.

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