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Joel Osteen Podcast

Your Reputation Is In God's Hands | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

God knows how to vindicate you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.5

Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.1

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled.

0:12.8

God bless you today and enjoy the message.

0:15.4

Great to be with you today.

0:17.0

And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media.

0:23.7

We'll keep you encouraged and inspired.

0:26.4

But I like to start with something funny.

0:28.1

And I heard about these two men, the Pope and a lawyer.

0:32.0

They died on the same day and went to heaven.

0:34.8

Peter met him at the gate, said, follow me.

0:36.7

I'll take you to your homes.

0:38.5

Peter dropped the Pope off at this small wood frame house, one bed, one table, nothing to it.

0:44.8

He then took the lawyer to this magnificent house. It was huge. Had a big swimming pool, beautiful

0:50.7

view out back, and the lawyer was overwhelmed. Said Peter, how did I manage to get this spectacular place when the Pope only got a small place?

0:59.9

Peter said, we have dozens of popes, but you're the first lawyer.

1:05.3

Say it like you mean it.

1:06.8

Just a joke.

1:07.5

Here we go.

1:08.0

Ready?

1:09.0

This is my Bible.

1:10.6

I am what it says I am. I am what it says I am.

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