Your Relationship Won’t Last! (Statistically)

LA PLATICA

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/LAPLATICA10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount If your relationship feels messy right now… you might wanna hear this. 👀 This week on La Plática, Josh and Sebas take it back with Perspective of a Man and Am I The Asshole, reacting to listener submissions and giving their real opinions on love, communication, and decisions that low-key sabotage relationships. They break down why certain habits don’t work long-term — and why some breakups are honestly predictable. Advice, laughs, and a little tough love, this might be the advice you didn't know you needed. Follow the Poddy on all socials 🫶🏼 IG: @laplatica TikTok: @LaPlaticaPod Sebastian Robles - @ayyysebas Josh Leyva - @TheJoshLeyva RESOURCES FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS IMMIGRATION INFORMATION Immigrant Legal Resource Center - https://www.ilrc.org/advanced-search?issues%5B0%5D=35&resource_type%5B0%5D=15&terms= National Immigration Law Center - https://www.instagram.com/nilc?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Barrio Drive - https://barriodrive.com/collections/daca-renewal-fund Immigrants Rising - https://www.instagram.com/immigrantsrising?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Attorney Kathleen Martinez - https://www.instagram.com/laabogadamartinez?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== PLATÍCANOS Tell us what you’re going through! https://forms.gle/adWU3tmFuHW8fYsd8

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0:00.0	And sadly, statistically, and I'm so sorry I'm going to say this, but you're probably not going to be with that girl forever.
0:09.7	As a man, like I said, being the protector, just fucking do what your wife tells you to do, okay?
0:15.0	We're going to go to this thing, and it's like basically, it's like some of my guy friends are hanging out, right?
0:20.3	And I want you to come because we're
0:21.6	gonna watch a game that you want to watch too but you're wearing like this shirt that like your
0:25.6	boobs are all out like i know that's gonna draw like attention and stuff because i'll be honest
0:29.5	with you i'm kind of the same way and i think there is that machismo in me where like i i i bro i love
0:36.1	being a man i yeah i get off on that. Yes. Like that fulfills me. When my girl tells me something like very hard about, like this means a lot to me, dude, you have my attention. When she starts yelling at me and just to yell at me, you lose me. You can't be mad at shit like this. No, I don't think they should be fighting either. No, there's no fighting as a conversation.
0:55.7	Did you just call her an asshole?
0:57.0	No, I didn't.
0:58.0	Uh, kind of.
0:58.7	Yeah.
0:59.1	Yeah.
0:59.2	Yeah.
0:59.2	I-hmm.
1:00.0	Yeah.
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1:15.0	I heard that there's now 35 million downloads.
1:18.7	Yeah, we did that.
1:19.5	We did that.
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