Hi there, beautiful people.

Hello. Hello, hello, hello. And welcome to this episode of Your Receipts. So your receipt episodes are where we try our hardest to help you out with your dilemmas, your issues, your predicaments, your big life. Problemers. Yeah. I was looking for another, like, the sorosity type word for issues. Oh, I love a fissaurus. And problems. Not got to problems, anyone. Problems. Issues. Yeah. B-S. Bullshit. Dilemmas. No, we can't say dilemmas. That means that word. But yeah, that's what these episodes are here for. So hopefully we can help you. I am your girl, Tolly T. Audrey, formerly known as Garner's finest.

And your mamacita Melena Sanchez.

Ow!

It's so funny because Cataleo and she's like,

are you going to go to her with Tolly and Audrey?

I'm like, yeah.

And she goes, I tell everyone at school that you're mamacita Milena.

Ow! I'm like, okay, Katana.

Please. I can't cut that. Don't tell everyone that. But also stop. I know. Very cute, loving it. Love the baby's support. But please. But absolutely not. Please make it stop. Now from the top, make it hot. That's something like that. I was saying to Melina earlier that I actually know the choreography to this. You do. I witness you do it.

You proper can do all the leg stuff as well. I also know it. So maybe you need to learn it. I can just film it, all that. I mean, you can learn it. I mean, you can learn it. I mean, you can learn it. I mean, you can't. Yeah. I think it's my asspot's season for you, Audrey.

It actually is.

It is.

It is. It is. It is. I think you should turn it on. I should have to turn on. Get that shit on gush you. Yeah. Lord knows it's been a minute, boy. Diving that pool. Oh, I'm about it. I'm ready to dive in. Do you know what, right? We never take this life seriously. You know, big, bad things are happening and we're starting diving in. It's cool. Exactly. You know, if you don't laugh, you cry. Exactly. As you say. Anyway, let's get straight into your dilemmas and forego our dilemmas because this is not what the show is about.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hey ladies. Quickly, your fucking G's and thank you for being new and always managed to put a smile on my face. Thank you.

I'll try and keep it short.

Let's say I've always been dealt with the shit hand when it comes to men.

One boyfriend being abusive and the other whole ass relationship behind my back.

So as you can imagine, I have minimal trust in men. I get it. Mm-hmm. Moving on two years from my last relationship, I've gotten into a new relationship with one of my friends who have known for time. Before we got together, he told me about his best friend from uni, who is a woman, and who he slept with once. But he said that it was a mistake and they remained really good friends. They've remained very good friends all these years since uni, and I've seen how good friends they are, always hug in and that, but I've just let it slide. My best mate is a boy, so I get what it's like having a best friend of the opposite sex, but the difference is it has always been very platonic, never even a kiss and no

feelings whatsoever. On her birthday, he told me he sent her flowers and I was like, raw, what the

fuck? I didn't say anything at the time because I've low-key got mad trauma about bringing up

issues because of my abusive ex, but it ain't sitting right with me. The fact that I know that

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