Hi guys and welcome to this week's episode of your receipt.

I hope, we hope that you are at home doing well, staying safe, keeping your family safe.

I hope you are not meeting your friends in the park.

But yeah, anyways, this is the episode where we saw out your shit basically.

We'll try to.

Let's get into introducing. And before we introduce, I'd have to take this moment to say that Boris Johnson is a bumber hole. He really is. All the bumbas. He's a bummer hole. It's Chege El-Tee. Audrey formerly known has gone as finest. And your mamacita Melena Sanchez. Ew. Boris Johnson is not a serious character. He's a bumble. At all. He's a fuck boy. Someone said it's like he survived the virus so we don't have to. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's what that is. He got that A1 care and now he's good and he's telling us, oh, if you feel like going to work, you should go, but don't take the tube.

I just feel like they're just saying because the whole premise of this, sorry to get into this right, okay, so the whole headline of this has been saved the NHS. Obviously, by virtue of safe in NHS, we are also getting saved. So I think what's happened now is that the NHS can probably manage it a bit more. Yeah. It's not that like, oh,

Corona's now gone and we're all probably manage it a bit more. Yeah.

It's not that like, oh, Corona's now gone and we're all free. They just might have a few more ventilators now. Yeah, that's it. Sounds really morbid and horrible, but it's like, I don't understand. You're saying stay alert of a thing that we physically cannot see. Exactly. How can I stay alert? What does that mean? I just, the thing is, I just need clear directions.

Do you remember back in the day when you used to watch the weather used to be like why can't you just say today it's going to rain today it's going to be cold like what is all of this temperature and Fahrenheit and blah blah I don't care about I just need to know is it going to rain or not and that's the same thing i want from boris like just tell us still

stay in your houses because this thing is not over like clear english please i beg because i left that

thing so confused no i literally i was like so what's happened now yeah so i can go out for like

unlimited exercise but we still can't visit family members that We could be out all day exercises.

He wants to do unlimited.

I wasn't even taking the one hour you man were provided.

He wasn't even taking the hour.

You want to be unlimited.

It's like, you cannot tell me unlimited.

This is not bunch.

So give me specifically concise rules and regulations.

He just, he just like governed or or manages the England, like a dickhead one. Like, no shit in bed. He didn't expect all this work. He thought he was going to be kicking back, chilling. Yeah, he's assuming. A bit of Brexit here and there, do you know what I mean? A little bit of Brexit. Next thing, you know, pandemic. I was watching the news the other day and someone like asks a question and I was like, no, this person's bad vibes. They were like, what? What are they happening with Brexit within all of this? I was like, what? No one gave us a shit then and we definitely don't care now. You like, misery? Like, something bad is already happening. You want to add more bad stuff on top of it. Like,

do you actually like misery? What is your problem about what's going on in Brexit between all of this? No one gives a shit about that. I was well over Brexit even before this.

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