Your Receipts: I slept with my dad's girlfriend

The Receipts Podcast

The Receipts Media LTD

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We're back with another episode! This time we're answering your dilemmas in our minisode 'Your Receipts'.

You can send us your dilemmas by emailing: keepthereceipts@gmail.com and we'll answer them anonymously on the podcast.

#TheReceiptsPodcast is a fun, honest podcast fronted by three girls who are willing to talk about anything and everything. From relationships to situationships to everyday life experiences, you can expect unadulterated girl talk with no filter.

Hosts:

Ghana's Finest

Twitter: @Ghanasfinestx

Instagram: @Ghanas_Finest

Tolly

Twitter: @Tolly_T

Instagram: @Tolly_T

Milena Sanchez

Twitter: @Milenasanchezx

Instagram: @milenasanchezx

Get in touch and share your receipts with us, keepthereceipts@gmail.com

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0:00.0	Hello!
0:37.9	Hello. You like that? I loved it. Hi guys. Welcome to a brand new episode of your... Brand new. Brand new? It's everything I'm doing. Brand new. Again, so many songs are word brand new. I think there's no phrase you can say without a song, you know. We've come full circle. I love it here. Thank you for, I was going to say thank you for a brand new episode. I mean, that's what them lot are saying. Thank you for. Oh my God, no. Welcome to a brand new episode of your receipts, the episode where we help you guys out with your problems, your issues, your dilemmas and all of the little tidbits in between.
0:39.2	So without forever ado.
0:41.0	It's your girl tolly T.
0:42.4	Audrey formerly known as Garner's finest.
0:44.4	And your mamma, Sita Melena Sanchez.
0:51.1	First dilemma.
0:52.3	Let's get into it, baby. Help.
0:53.2	I had sex with my dad's girlfriend. What? What? Are you people on? Already. This is how we're starting. Already. Okay. No key. Well, right now. Okay, sure. Shit, name. Sure. I had sex with my dad's girlfriend. Nice. Hi, ladies. I'm so proud of your successes and believe that God, I love that you not do the wildest shit. You're like, and then God. I love it. Honestly. I love it. Multi-facts. I love it. And God has so much in store for you all. Nothing that's for you will ever miss you. Amen. Thank you.
1:28.1	Amen. So I have a dilemma. This may sound untrue, but it's unfortunately all true.
1:34.0	I'm 27. My dad is 45 and his girlfriend is 33. Back story. I'm very close to my dad. We're like
1:42.3	best friends. I don't mean you have to share women. He was only 18 when I was born. My mum was 20. So they're young parents for someone my age. My dad has been so happy and so proud to talk about his new girlfriend. They've been dating for five months, but he recently started calling her his girlfriend. He always wants my approval of the women he dates.
2:01.9	He sure got it.
2:02.8	And he always says, I'm the most important woman in his life.
2:05.9	Next is my mum because I'm an extension of both him and her.
2:09.3	Oh, so this is a girl.
2:12.5	I don't know yet.
2:13.5	Yeah.
2:14.2	He says, I'm the most important woman in his life.
2:17.0	Oh, yeah, of course. I'm an extension of both him and her, and he will always be our family first.
2:22.8	So he values what we say and think. Well, here's the shit show. He shows me the picture of the woman.
2:30.7	He shows me the picture of the woman he's with. Well, it happens to be a woman that
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