Your Receipts: I am addicted to my vibrator
The Receipts Podcast
The Receipts Media LTD
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2019
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi guys and welcome to a brand new episode of your receipts. |
| 0:04.6 | This is the episode where we help you guys... |
| 0:06.6 | Why did you say your receipts in an accent? Because I was going to say receivodes. I was going to say receivodes, you know? I actually wasn't. I clots you because of those emails. And then I policed myself and I didn't. I clots it. This is the episode where we hope you guys out with your issues, your problems, your dilemmas and all of that good stuff right there. |
| 0:06.6 | So it is your girl, Audrey, formerly known as Ghana's finest. Is she girl Tolly Tilly and your mom, Missita Melinda Sanchez. Oh. That all this sounded weird, but... Yeah. Happy Wednesday to every person, including you, Jordan. We love you. We love you. We're still riding for you. |
| 0:38.5 | And we're here whenever you need you. |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah. If you want to ever come and express, I mean, we've talked to Auntie Jada. But we're also here if you want to speak to your international fans and supporters. So please feel free. We're here for you, girl. We're here. Did you see my art? I think one of my tweets was on BuzzFeeds. |
| 0:35.5 | Oh, is it? |
| 0:36.2 | About the eyelashes. |
| 0:38.1 | What? |
| 0:38.4 | Because they were like, we see that people are really going out of their way to support Jordan even more. And then it just had my tweet where it had her eyelashes and then it says we're buying them all. I'm going to absolutely like super drug, one man. Like one medium lashes. This is even good for her. |
| 1:11.9 | Now she's got her own lane. She doesn't, she can't become like one of the malikas. I won't let Malika. Oh. I won't you. Match her. I don't even know her name. But yeah, we're happy for you, Jordan. We love you. All right. Okay. So, first style, Emma. Yeah. Too fat for love. Hi, girls. Just want to say first, I love your podcast. She made me feel |
| 1:30.8 | not alone. So there's a boy I really like. He works at a shop near me and he always comes |
| 1:35.8 | into my shop and we flirt every time we speak. I really like him. And I have a feeling he likes me too. |
| 1:42.3 | I get it. But always smiling and laughing at the chat is amazing. |
| 1:45.7 | He's eight years older than me. |
| 1:47.7 | Okay. |
| 1:48.9 | Which doesn't bother me too much because I'm a bigger girl. |
| 1:51.9 | When does I got to move it? |
| 1:54.7 | Just because you have a grown buddy doesn't mean you're grown. |
| 1:57.4 | But also, we need to know what way eight years is. |
| 2:00.3 | I have curves, even though I've recently lost a stone and a half |
| 2:03.4 | and I still feel too self-conscious if anything were to happen. |
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