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The Receipts Podcast

The Receipts Media LTD

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We're back with another episode! This time we're answering your dilemmas in our minisode 'Your Receipts'.

You can send us your dilemmas by emailing: dilemmas@thereceiptspodcast.co.uk and we'll answer them anonymously on the podcast.

#TheReceiptsPodcast is a fun, honest podcast fronted by three girls who are willing to talk about anything and everything. From relationships to situationships to everyday life experiences, you can expect unadulterated girl talk with no filter.

Hosts:

Audrey

Twitter: @audreythefinest

Instagram: @just_callme_Audrey

Tolly

Twitter: @Tolly_T

Instagram: @Tolly_T

Milena Sanchez

Twitter: @Milenasanchezx

Instagram: @milenasanchezx

Get in touch and share your receipts with us, keepthereceipts@gmail.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, hello, hello, beautiful people.
0:02.9	Hello and welcome to this week's episode of your receipts.
0:09.3	It is the first of the year and we're hits of your dilemmas with a fresh new year, new
0:17.0	us, stunts.
0:18.3	New problems.
0:19.3	So it's the same old problems, but we'll go again.
0:22.1	It's a new year. It's your girl, Tolly T. Just call me Audrey. And your mamma sita Milana Sanchez. Ew! I hope you guys can feel that energy. Before we start, I'd like to have a moan, right? This moan's not going to do anything, but it's going to allow me to express myself, right? So I'm on my way home from Ghana
0:18.6	Ghana Ghana Ghana Ghana Gona Gona Gona Gona Gondon express myself, right? So I'm on my way home from Ghana.
0:38.0	Ghana, Ghana, Ghana, Ghana.
0:39.3	I went to Garnad. I'm on my way home, cool. I'm ready to come home in it. I'm ready to start the new year. I'm fresh. I'm feeling fucking, feeling cool. I have got to Heathrow Airport. Right. I've called an Uber. And you know when Uber does that thing where it cancels it
0:35.9	And the next minute it's like double the price
0:37.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:38.1	Okay, so then box it was like 54 quid or whatever
0:40.2	Cancel. I've called it Uber. And you know when Uber does that thing where it cancels it and the next minute it's like double the price.
0:55.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:55.4	Okay. So then bought it, it was like 54 quid or whatever. Cancel that one for some reason because it was a glitch. Try to pick again, £150. Oh. You fucking fucks. 65 pounds more. I'm not paying that. So I said, you know what? let me download that free now
0:52.5	you know that new one
0:53.6	when I was captain before
0:54.6	but it's now free now
0:55.5	Oh I? not paying back. So I said, you know what? Let me download that free now.
1:12.5	You know that new one? When I was captain before, but it's now free now. Oh, okay. Yeah. Let me give free now a chance, didn't it? Never used free now before. And hopefully because it's my first time, I'll get some sort of discount. I download free now, right? It was all going smoothly. Downed it. booked a car, the car was there. Cool. It was a nice new car.
1:09.8	Is it Kai or Kai?
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