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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Entertainment News, Music History, News, Comedy, Music, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Ralph makes sandwiches and takes a lot of pride in that, so Danielle calls as a customer to let him know his food SUCKS!

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.5

Adventure should never come with a pause button.

0:07.1

Remember Movie Pass?

0:08.4

All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks?

0:11.1

I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet.

0:13.9

And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told.

0:17.4

Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of Movie Pass who got pushed out of the company he built. Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it. And then boom, it's everywhere. And that was that moment. Listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Danielle, what's it all about? All right, Annette emailed us and wanted us to phone tap her husband, Ralph. He owns Colombo's Market, and she wants us to call him and complain about the food. And he takes a lot of pride in his Ralphie Boy special. So we're going to tell him it stinks. Here we go. Hi, this is Ralph speaking. I'm going to help you. Yeah, hi, Ralph. This is Michelle. I was in there the other day, and I ordered your Ralphie Boy special. Uh-huh. And the pursuit tastes like crap, because it tasted like you got it out of the garbage dump. You serious? Yeah, I'm serious.

1:11.7

Wait, I'm going to call you and lie to you?

1:09.0

No, I just never had a complaint about my Bajute that cost me $11.95 a pound. So it's hard to believe that Bresuta Palmer would taste like you're saying. It does. I don't care what it costs you or cost me a stomachache. I have to tell you, I haven't had one complaint about a Ralphie Boy.

1:11.1

If you come in, I'll make you anything you want on the house.

1:12.3

Well, if you ate

1:30.2

would you try it again? Excuse me? If you ate... Would you try it again? Well, first of all, I would never call some place and tell them that they made... Well, I'm sorry, but I'm being honest with you. I just got to call you up and I never had such crap food before.

1:27.6

Well, I have to, I apologize, but I got to call you up and I never had such crap food before.

1:45.0

Well, I have to, I apologize, but I have to tell you, I've never had one complaint about that sandwich. Well, I had to take two days off work because my stomach hurt so bad. You know, and it's a big piece of brajute. Other people are eating it. Nobody's called me to say that they've gotten sick. You're working in such a dump anyway

1:41.9

Maybe you don't take care of the food and the plates

1:43.9

And there's no refrigeration

1:45.0

Now I have to

1:45.8

Now I have to take offense because I feed a lot of people here every day, and nobody calls me and says that my food is... except for you. You definitely got a bad, a bad, a pursuit. Well, Michelle, I've been eating all week. I'm not sick. I'm never eating in your piece of a place again.

2:18.8

You know,

2:19.4

you want to call this a piece of a place,

2:21.0

but I'm telling you

2:21.7

nobody's called me to tell me

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