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🗓️ 30 July 2023
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Change is God leading you into your place of blessing. You’re about to step into greater favor, opportunity and provision.
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
0:07.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
0:11.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:17.0 | God bless you. It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
0:23.0 | through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media and you can come visit us in person. |
0:29.0 | We love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
0:33.0 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this senior citizen. |
0:37.0 | He was driving down the freeway in his brand new Corvette with the top down, going 80 miles an hour. |
0:43.0 | When he saw flashing red lights in his rear view mirror from a state trooper. |
0:48.0 | Without thinking about it, he floored it, took it up to 100 miles an hour. |
0:52.0 | He heard the sirens behind him and finally came to his senses and pulled over. |
0:57.0 | He said, Officer, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. |
1:01.0 | The officer said, listen, it's Friday, four o'clock. |
1:04.0 | My shift is over in 30 minutes. |
1:06.0 | If you tell me a reason you're speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. |
1:11.0 | The man thought about it and said, Officer, years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper |
1:16.0 | and I thought you were bringing her back. |
1:19.0 | He said, have a great weekend. |
1:22.0 | Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
1:25.0 | I am what it says I am. |
1:27.0 | I have what it says I have. |
1:29.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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