Your Place Of Blessing | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:11.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:17.0 | God bless you. It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
| 0:23.0 | through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:29.0 | We love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:33.0 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this senior citizen. |
| 0:37.0 | He was driving down the freeway in his brand new Corvette with the top down, going 80 miles an hour. |
| 0:43.0 | When he saw flashing red lights in his rear view mirror from a state trooper. |
| 0:48.0 | Without thinking about it, he floored it, took it up to 100 miles an hour. |
| 0:52.0 | He heard the sirens behind him and finally came to his senses and pulled over. |
| 0:57.0 | He said, Officer, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. |
| 1:01.0 | The officer said, listen, it's Friday, four o'clock. |
| 1:04.0 | My shift is over in 30 minutes. |
| 1:06.0 | If you tell me a reason you're speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. |
| 1:11.0 | The man thought about it and said, Officer, years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper |
| 1:16.0 | and I thought you were bringing her back. |
| 1:19.0 | He said, have a great weekend. |
| 1:22.0 | Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
| 1:25.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:27.0 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:29.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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