Your NASTY Confessions!

Rachel Uncensored

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 985 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:30.0	Contained herein are the heresies of Radolf Burntwine, erstwhile monk turned
0:36.7	traveling medical investigator. Join me as I uncover the blasphemous truth of a plague-ridden world that ours is not a loving
0:45.2	god and we are not its favored children.
0:50.0	The heresies of Raydolt-Bwine, coming January 2nd, wherever podcasts are available. Hey buddy. There we go.
1:05.0	All right.
1:07.0	Welcome to Rachel Uncensored, the only place in the internet you can find an uncensored version of me. I'm Rachel Ballinger and I fucking love you.
1:17.2	I am completely solo today. Emily is not even in the room. Hold on. I'm going to open up my sparkle water. Listen to how beautiful this sounds.
1:24.4	It's so gorgeous, Blaze was scared. Hold on, I gotta gulp it.
1:30.4	The one annoying thing about doing this podcast solo, one, here's a couple annoying things,
1:37.8	but one of them is you have no idea if your joke is funny or not because no one's there
1:42.4	to laugh. You have no one if your joke is funny or not because no one's there to laugh.
1:43.3	You have no one to banter with.
1:45.2	And then another thing is, when you got to take a sip of something,
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