Your Move When Life's Unfair | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.3 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled. |
| 0:13.1 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.5 | Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:18.6 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media. |
| 0:25.1 | We'll keep you encouraged and inspired. |
| 0:27.9 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:29.5 | And I heard about this man. |
| 0:31.2 | He was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood. |
| 0:35.1 | Every Friday during Lent, while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was grilling |
| 0:40.2 | a steak in his backyard. |
| 0:42.3 | They couldn't stand the temptation, decided to try to convert him to Catholicism. |
| 0:46.9 | He finally agreed. |
| 0:48.4 | A priest came over and sprinkled water on him, said, you were born a Baptist, you were raised |
| 0:52.9 | a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic. The next |
| 0:56.1 | year on the first Friday of Lent, |
| 0:58.1 | they smelled the same smell. |
| 0:59.8 | They rushed to his house. He was in his |
| 1:01.8 | backyard, sprinkling water over his |
| 1:03.9 | steak, saying, you were born a cow, |
| 1:05.9 | you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish. |
| 1:09.4 | Say it like you mean it. |
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