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Joel Osteen Podcast

Your Move When Life's Unfair | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Don’t let one bad season keep you from pursuing your destiny.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.3

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled.

0:13.1

God bless you today and enjoy the message.

0:15.5

Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you today.

0:18.6

And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media.

0:25.1

We'll keep you encouraged and inspired.

0:27.9

I like to start with something funny.

0:29.5

And I heard about this man.

0:31.2

He was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood.

0:35.1

Every Friday during Lent, while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was grilling

0:40.2

a steak in his backyard.

0:42.3

They couldn't stand the temptation, decided to try to convert him to Catholicism.

0:46.9

He finally agreed.

0:48.4

A priest came over and sprinkled water on him, said, you were born a Baptist, you were raised

0:52.9

a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic. The next

0:56.1

year on the first Friday of Lent,

0:58.1

they smelled the same smell.

0:59.8

They rushed to his house. He was in his

1:01.8

backyard, sprinkling water over his

1:03.9

steak, saying, you were born a cow,

1:05.9

you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish.

1:09.4

Say it like you mean it.

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