Your Most UNHINGED Pop Culture Opinions BROKE US

Evolution of a Snake: The Taylor Swift Fan Podcast

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🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Every month, our patrons send in their most controversial pop culture takes, and we are legally obligated to react. This month’s voicemails broke us. Topics include: whether JoJo Siwa’s “Karma” is actually better than anything KATSEYE has released (and what that says about the music industry machine behind KATSEYE and Manon), Ice Spice’s entire catalogue being for children, the “pity artist” tier list (Sabrina Carpenter, Tate McRae, Addison Rae — your words, not ours), whether Taylor Swift’s re-recordings are a scam, Olivia Rodrigo’s next era, and the great Coachella influencer crisis.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Evolution of a Snake. I'm Zach. And I am Madeline. And today we are bringing you the most
0:07.2	popular hotline in the world. It's called Phona Snake, where we take our calls from our devoted patrons
0:13.6	and they share their unpopular opinions with us and we tar and feather them or we cheer for them.
0:19.6	When you put your hand in the snake den, you might get bit.
0:22.5	So you never know what's going to happen here.
0:24.3	It will shock you.
0:26.3	It will shock you.
0:28.1	And speaking of things that will shock you, let's dive right into a voicemail from one of our gorgeous patrons.
0:33.9	Hey, divas.
0:34.5	This is a Devonch first time caller.
0:37.1	My unpopular pop culture opinion, say that five times fast, is that Jojo Siwa walked so that
0:43.3	Katzai could run.
0:45.3	Jojo Siwa is the blueprint for whatever the fuck Katzai is doing.
0:50.3	They're doing insane outfits, insane dances, terrible songs that make no sense, trying to get virality out of being stupid.
0:57.9	They're literally following the Giorgio C-Wa playbook with actually talented girls.
1:02.5	That's exactly what they're doing.
1:03.9	They've got Betty Davis-Eyes.
1:08.2	They need to release a Betty Davis-Eyes.
1:10.1	Once they release a Betty Davis-E eyes, then I'll know the truth.
1:12.9	The thing about Cat's Eyes, it's like this crazy, westernized and thus bastardized version of like what K-pop is.
1:22.7	And it's like, I understand that Jojo's, I get it.
1:25.8	I totally understand where you're coming from.
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