Your Morning Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Won’t Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pleasured Himself To Some SHE-NIS 00:18:30:01.09 A Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk 00:22:09:03.70 Futaloving Boy Poonani 00:23:25:01.33 Auto Fellatio Gagging Sounds 00:27:56:22.47 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.com 00:29:46:14.23 Killing Your Landlord And Then Collecting All The Rent 00:35:15:04.25 Fyre Fest 2 Is Happening – And It’s Probably A Scam, Too 00:40:09:20.26 Breaking And […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, August 25th, 2023, coming up on the program today when the
0:05.4	evil AI overlords won't even allow you to enjoy your post-orgasm bliss.
0:10.4	Plus, self-sucked cop gagging, a bowl of cocoa testicles and milk, now that's a breakfast,
0:16.4	and breaking and entering in guest guzzling.
0:22.3	Distorted view daily, proudly presents the Cheesecake Factory of Buffalo, New York.
0:28.8	Come to the Cheesecake Factory. How are you guys doing today?
0:32.4	Good morning, Omar.
0:33.7	Can I make it into water, please?
0:36.7	First thing, first, I'm your waitress. I'm smart and got my backslur's degree, degree.
0:42.0	But I'm still in the restaurant business, because I'm a doctor, giving lessons and
0:45.3	allergenics. Should I know if there's gluten in this? Drop it off and check back just
0:50.1	like this. Slice the Adam, slice the Craig slice of Chris. Slip resistant doesn't mean
0:55.1	anything, it's still slipping. Taken all the orders right, never miss ring, in prep
0:59.8	because we bring in 86 back, bring the food in, when my drink's that, martini's spilling,
1:05.7	we should taste that. We're so fancy, see our tasting clothes, we're the best Cheesecake
1:13.7	from LA to Buffalo. I'm so sweaty, cause I'm on expo, want to go home cause it's about
1:23.4	to snow.
1:26.4	Guess that, do you take debit? We only take credit. Our guests from around, they all think
1:30.8	that we're whack and ask, where's Penny? And we say, who is that? Donate peanut butter
1:34.8	September 1st, you're wanted, better get it in on time or donate money, that's fine.
1:39.0	And so we're gonna give so much that we're the Cheesecake that shines, Buffalo is in
1:42.3	this slice, give back and make headlines. Just can't worry about no bad, subscribe to
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