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Joel Osteen Podcast

Your Life Is Divinely Orchestrated | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

God has already written all of our days in His book.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.3

Thanks for listening to our podcast

0:03.8

and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.1

If you enjoyed today's message,

0:07.8

why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend?

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:15.2

Well, God bless you.

0:16.9

It's always a joy to come into your homes.

0:19.3

We love you and we know God has great things in store for each one of you.

0:23.6

If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:28.0

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in.

0:32.1

Thank you again for coming out today. I like to start with something funny each week, and I heard about this new police recruit.

0:39.2

He was taking his final exam, and he was in front of this large classroom. The sergeant said to him,

0:45.2

what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law? Without missing a beat, he said,

0:51.8

call for backup.

0:57.0

Hold up your Bible and say it like you mean it.

0:58.7

This is my Bible.

1:00.7

I am what it says I am.

1:02.7

I have what it says I have.

1:04.9

I can do what it says I can do.

1:07.7

Today I will be taught the word of God.

1:14.6

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same.

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