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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Your Honorable Man is Mine Now

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg talk about the usual like Rummy in water, babies in water and Erica in bed. They also talk about the heartbreak of grieving for a close friend and whether talking about that usual nonsense makes you feel better.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up we got a pre-roll Valentine's Day is coming up real quick and for a lot of guys that can mean added pressure to

0:07.0

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0:11.2

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0:29.8

You don't want to be sitting around on Valentine's Day waiting for these pills to show up, you know what I mean?

0:33.6

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0:42.0

That was a mid-roll

0:44.0

Pre-roll I mean

0:46.0

You know you had nailed it until that moment big show today. We got another pre-roll Greg

0:50.8

We got two pre-rolls. I'm still nailing it. I never stopped nailing it. This nail doesn't even move

0:55.6

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1:00.1

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1:09.0

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1:11.6

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1:16.9

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1:21.3

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1:26.8

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1:34.8

All right, we've got some chastity cages a

1:37.8

Meth injection gone bad and a truly shitty super bowl week all coming up on episode

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