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Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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We discuss some of the most important things you could ever imagine. White people love Cinco De Mayo. Why did they make Jesus carry that cross by himself? We create a multi trillion dollar private investigating business idea, and we call out the libs for trying to take top away from us. Give 'er a listen. Episode 224.
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0:00.0	Oh, why do I keep being shocked by shit?
0:04.7	Welcome in everybody to yet another episode of Wet De La Jeans.
0:12.8	We are white, but we're going to do what white people do.
0:16.3	We're going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, like it is meaningful to us, even though I think
0:23.0	the Mexicans hate when we celebrate it.
0:26.7	I think there's a lot of, like, I don't think Mexican, yeah, and was that a go-clapped?
0:34.2	Like, we're going, sorry, I did it late, but keep this shit rolling.
0:38.2	I think other white people get mad, because I feel like the white people get mad at other
0:43.6	white people.
0:44.6	What do they call it?
0:45.6	Culture appropriation.
0:46.6	They get too mad.
0:47.6	I don't think, I get to feeling that Mexicans don't, or like Hispanics in general, don't
0:52.2	really give a fuck.
0:53.2	Because I think white people are just always just create these scenarios.
0:56.7	And they're head.
0:57.7	That's true.
0:58.7	Speaking of white people and all that nonsense, I do want to clarify that I'm not wearing
1:03.1	a dew rag.
1:04.4	This is a blue lemon headband.
1:06.4	So I want to make that very clear before people with blue hair come after me and attack
1:10.9	me for a cultural appropriation.
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