Your Guy Friends Are Your Best Referral Source (@ChrisMillhouse)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2017
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Stand Up New York Labs production providing you podcasts since 2013. |
| 0:15.0 | Hey guys, awesome episode today. We talk about resurrecting a ghost, a guy coming to visit from abroad, and using your guy friends as wingman. Check it out and enjoy share with friends! |
| 1:30.0 | J-Train Podcasts is J-Train Jared Freight coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side, Sam Bjork, Lazer, Everyday, and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. I'm going to say it one more time. |
| 1:48.0 | Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for listening, thank you for telling a friend, thank you for telling a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mother, a father, an uncle, an aunt. Thank you, thank you. |
| 1:57.0 | The only way this keeps a float is if you guys keep rowing the boat and that's by telling a friend, a coworker, anybody with ears, this is the official podcast of people with ears, tell someone, that's what you got to do. |
| 2:11.0 | Go rate and subscribe on iTunes, go push it, you're my pusher. All of you guys, you guys are dealing J-Train. I need you out there talking it up. |
| 2:23.0 | This guy, Papa J-T, Uncle J-Train, TD Freed, the King of Brunch, the Omelette Overlord, the Count, the Count of Conolingus, the climax are, the King of Brunch, I said that already. |
| 2:41.0 | What else? What was the other one, Shelby, the Don, the Don of Dating Apps? |
| 2:51.0 | That's it. That's it. Any other one? There's so many. I can't even remember all my names. |
| 2:59.0 | We need to compile them. We should make a big t-shirt with them in a list. You know how some people put like, yes. |
| 3:05.0 | You know, like it's one after another and black and white. That's what I want. But different nicknames. |
| 3:12.0 | You guys got to push it. You got to tell a friend. You got to spread the word Papa J-Train. Just here for you. |
| 3:19.0 | Because I love doing this show. You know what makes me feel the best? It literally feathers my nuts. Every time you guys post on your Instagram story or your Snapchat story, how you're listening, where you're listening, and you tag me. |
| 3:34.0 | I want you doing it. I want you putting it out there. And when you, oh, in your car ride, we're now at the holiday season. This is when people get lonely. This is when people start listening. This is when people are on car trips and flights home. Use me. Papa J-T, the J-Train, King of Brunch, to help you out, get through those rides and share it with a friend. Everyone's looking to do this shit. Get them involved. I'm very excited. A Friday episode. Very excited for today's guest. Fantastic comic. Fantastic. |
| 4:04.0 | Fantastic. It's a great word. Chris Millow, thank you for coming on. Thank you for having me. Such a pleasure. Pleasure to be here, buddy. He's got a show. It's going to be an LA. We have a lot of, we got some West coasters. Yeah, I used to live in LA for a long time. How long did you live in LA? Nine years. What did you, what's your nine years of experience in LA? What would you say about the LA experience? What the truth? I want the truth. I want the truth. I'm the king of truth. When you're an East Coaster and you move to, where are you from originally? Connecticut. Okay. So I mean, I grew up in Connecticut. |
| 4:34.0 | I lived around different, couple of different places, but I was living in San Diego doing radio and then I moved up to LA. So it just kind of made sense because I was like already doing stand up in radio. Sure. In Southern California, it's like, why am I going back to East Coast? You knew the vibe of the area. All that. Give it a shot. But honestly, like, I mean, it's beautiful. The weather's awesome. Yeah, one season. Yeah, it's, it's an easier way of life. Let's put it that way. You know, it just scrummed all this fuck when you're like on a train with thousands of people. What is the grind? No matter what you, you, you could feel like you're having |
| 5:04.0 | a day without doing anything here. Yeah. But the other problem is that like, I like the hustle, muscle, New York. I like fast, faster, pace things. Energy. And also like a lot of the people there are just so fucking dumb and fake in general. Like not everybody. Obviously, there's some beautiful. I love, I love LA. I had friends after college that moved out to Manhattan Beach. Okay. That's my area. I love that area. I love their vibe. How they party to where they hang out with. Like I just like, that's like a San Diego vibe almost. Oh, right outside of. |
| 5:34.0 | Of the proper LA. Sure. You know, and the beach. There are some really nice sleep with the windows open. Yeah, I did. There's a great life. Yeah. I mean, look, it's not a terrible life. I just think that I like the people in New York better. |
| 5:46.0 | It was a lot of bitterness and a lot of competitiveness, especially comedians out there. There's also this thing, especially you do comedy here. And people are like genuinely interested. Like, how'd you get into that? That's crazy. You know, out there. It's people go, you know, you do comedy because your agent told you to, right? Yeah. |
| 6:03.0 | And I roll their eyes at you. Yeah. I'm not even kidding. It's crazy. I've seen so many people like girls that I was friends with. They're going, oh, guess what? I do stand up now. And I do you? |
| 6:12.0 | And they're like, yeah, because my agent told me to and that's the guy I need to. And I was like, oh, but do you want to? Are you a, are you trying to be a cop? I'm like, no, I'm just trying to be seen. Yeah. And that's it. Like people just want to like, they think that everything is so magical and Hollywood. You know what? |
| 6:26.0 | There's probably that 1% that really do get discovered. Sure. But I mean, there's a grind to it. There's a hard, there's a, there's a long road. Yeah. I mean, there's a couple guys from out here that I know moved out there not too long ago, you know, recently. And they, it drives them nuts because a lot of times you're lucky to do four shows in a standup a week. Yeah. And we, and we can do it in a night. A lot of people don't understand this. If they're like, you know, we don't talk about like comedy a lot here. Yeah. But if they that standups, you're, you want to be on stage. |
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