"Your Gay Cousin Doesn't Care About Me"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat talk the four things a hotel has to have, unlimited egg bites, foreskin or no foreskin, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | Take a hand, we'll see treatments |
| 0:33.0 | Ah, with cat and cat |
| 0:35.0 | Hey! |
| 0:37.0 | If you kissy-kickoo |
| 0:39.0 | And Patrick Owen Anthony, my confirmation name, Regan |
| 0:43.0 | And this is a special edition of Steve Treatment |
| 0:46.0 | And your favorite part has |
| 0:48.0 | About boys, sex, fucking |
| 0:51.0 | Saving |
| 0:52.0 | And love, not |
| 0:54.0 | And why is this special? |
| 0:55.0 | It's special because we're doing this on the phone |
| 0:59.0 | I know a lot of times wearing this as a pad |
| 1:01.0 | It would be fun if one of them was on the phone |
| 1:03.0 | Because they were at a fan |
| 1:04.0 | We got that |
| 1:05.0 | That's why we arranged that |
| 1:07.0 | We in kafen pulled in our points |
| 1:09.0 | And flew hurt to Atlanta Georgia |
| 1:11.0 | So we could do an episode where we do it |
| 1:12.0 | Over the phone from different states |
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