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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, everything is a minor inconvenience.

We'll talk about that, get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few because right now the nephew is here

with today's prank phone call

nephew

what's up for today

oh sure I got it for you

you know you know

everybody going to have one

and if somebody has to plant it

but this right here is

your funeral

arrangement

your funeral arrangements. Your funeral arrangements. Uh-huh. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that, you know, these things need to take place. But, you know, some people might want to get it taking care before they leave here. You know what I'm saying? Before they leave. Like, like, I want my, I want my stuff I'm going to have, I told y'all before, I'm going to have a funeral rehearsal. That's what I'm going to have. Like a wedding rehearsal? Because you're not going to show up at my funeral and I know we wouldn't have. You're not going to do that. You're not going to do that. You're not going to know. You'll be dead.

That's why you have to have a funeral, so we know how it's supposed to go. The rehearsal, you mean. The rehearsal, yes. But, Carla, while we haven't rehearsed, I'll be laying there. And when I see somebody come up in there, I'll pop up and say, you know, damn well, we ain't like that dog come on though

when you pop up we gonna pop out

exactly

exactly damn well we ain't like that dog come on though dog when you pop up we gonna pop out

exactly

so time you get to put all these

cry all this crying put all that crying you ain't love

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