Good morning. Hello. Welcome to Homo sapiens. My name is Christopher Sweeney. I'm delighted to have you here joining me for what is your weekly email and message catch up.

And often you see this time of day, I'm roaming around the garden showing you that spring has sprung.

Well, not today because it is absolutely freezing. And so I am very safely sat in my study.

For those on video, you can see that I'm seated. Woodpecker update, the woodpecker who moved

into the wood, trying to move into the bird box, then I changed the bird box to a bigger one to make him happy.

He has now left. So I believe the word is, fucked it. I am a silly, silly person.

So he's now trying to get into just a whole piece of tree.

He comes in the morning and he just pecks away at a tree trunk.

And I'm like, babes, that's never going to work.

That's a fully solid tree.

Anyway, so that's a shame.

But we are where we are, you know, and nature's going to nature, as they say.

But aside from that, how are you all? What's new?

We are looking at emails and things today.

I'm just going to kick off by saying that a few things to update you on.

We have had people applying for gender affirming underwear. So those who would thank you to those who have got in touch and those who would

like gender affirming underwear. Please write to hello at Homo sapienspodcast.com and we are

raising money to get gender-funding underwealth

people. And then those who came on the dog walk last time, we would like you all to come on

the next dog walk and going to give you a date. The date is Saturday, the 30th of May. If you came on the dog walk last time, please come.

If you did not make it last time, please come.

We had such a nice time.

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