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It is time now for the nephew in today's prank phone

hurry up all right this right here is your doors your doors all right all right black people

pull over this is your doors let's go hello hello i'm trying to reach a Mr. Paul, please. Call for junior senior. Probably senior. Okay, this is me. How are you doing today? I'm good, I'm good. Listen, my name is Mark St. I'm actually calling from a company called Doors. Are you at, are you at the court? Yes, correct. You guys just built at home, right? Yeah. Okay. Like I said, my name is Mark Stevens. I'm actually calling from a doors. We're actually the company that supplied the doors that are actually throughout your house. Okay, great. What are you calling for, a follow-up? No, this isn't a follow-up. Actually, we've got a couple glitches we want to try and get straightened out if we could well, here's the problem, sir. The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually

built you all's home has not paid for the doors. You guys have been there two and a half months

and we can't seem to get the contractor to come in and pay for the doors. Okay, so you try to call him? We've tried to call them several times, and we have not been able to get it on. What number do you have on them? Because if you ever have a good number, I can give you a number, because I really don't have anything to do with that. In fact, how did you get my number? Well, actually, we had your number on file as the homeowner, and that's pretty much how we had you. But the problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get this guy for the last couple months, and we can't get him. So actually, what's going to happen here in the next day or so is we're probably going to have to come and get all the doors. Oh, don't wait a second, do what? We're probably going to have to come and get all the doors in your house, take them off and bring them back here to the plant until we get... Who's going to come get out of my doors? We're going to have to get those doors until either we get a contractor or, you know, we get paid for the doors. Now, what could happen is you could pay for the doors. No, no, no, I already paid for the doors. That's past tense. I've done that. Paid. You're saying paying. That means I've got to double back. Well, sir, we haven't been paid, sir, for the doors as well. No, no, no, no. The contractor was paid for the doors. That's who pays you. Okay. And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir, we haven't been paid at all here at doors.

Oh, oh, oh, okay. Well, at doors, they should receive a check for my contract.

Okay. And what I'm explaining to you, sir, is that that hasn't been done.

I told us, since you have not been paid, you're going to come back and get my doors.

Now, you said we, now who's all this?

You're going to go on me. Here's the problem here. No, no, no, there's no problems. We're going to resolve this very peacefully. But who is we? Okay. So what's taking place here at my job is they've taken this money out of my check that hasn't been paid for the doors.

Oh, yes.

I can understand that, but why would they take it out of your check? You did demand hours. You've done your work. I understand that, sir. But since the company hasn't been paid, the company is taking it out on me, and it's not going to come down on me. So either I'm going to get the doors. Well, you need to quit your job because they need to give you a, not just give you a bonus, but give you some hourly workers. Bottom line is you're talking about coming to get my doors. No, that's not going to happen. Either we resolve this peacefully as if you pay for it or I come out and get the doors. And I'm not finished in the city and go back. You need to go ahead and come get these doors, gas up and come get these doors, because you're not going to come and get you no money. Okay. Sir, then what we need to do is get a schedule time where I can come out and get all the doors. Now I'm on your time. I'm sorry? I'm on your time now. So you got this. You must be paying me now since I'm on your time. What are you talking about?

Well, Chris, you're talking about you're going to set up a time with me. That means I have to leave and do what I do to be me to you to get something that don't belong to you, which is my door. Sir, you don't have to be there at all. I'm going to come in and take the front door off and I'm going to keep moving through the house and get all the doors and get them back here to the plant. I don't think you hear yourself. Now, first and foremost, when you come to the front door, I'm going to be waiting on you. As you take it off latch, I'm going to be on your behind making sure you realize you're going to have to take this door or take this . And I'm thinking I'm pretty sure that a shit's coming to you when you get that first door. Sir, I can't keep going back and forth with you. Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get them doors, even if I got to take a asswhip. Because I got to get my money back from the company that they did took for me because your damn contractor did not pay for the damn doors. Hey, you better, hey, bring your tongue down when you talk to me. You talk to a girl, man. I'm going to put this on you. I'm not going to allow you to come to my house and take these damn doors, and you ain't coming to get no money. I'm coming to get them doors, and I'm coming to get them today. I need every... Come on now! What time are you coming?

Because I want to be prepared

when you come mess with these doors. Because I make sure, please, what time are you coming? Don't worry about when I'm coming. You don't know what I'm there when I take the first dough off the heads. Every door, we're going to meet at that door and whop that and tell you what, I'm going to pay you.

I'm going to pay your dollar at $1.

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