It's the how-to fun show of the year with Bob.

Why are you torturing me?

I'm just a man. And Sherry. So you're the girl with that big voice I've been hearing so much about. And now, broadcasting from the fallacial Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. Whoa, we have got a show for you today. People's movie critic is going to review the wrath of man starring Jason Statham. We've got sports confusing with Jim Zoki, comedian Tim Young, laughing hyenas, a woman who bought a

house for a dollar.

What a Friday.

How you doing, Bob?

I am doing really good.

I overheard a conversation yesterday, and the guy's name, the other guy he was talking to used the guy's

name. And I went, oh, wow, that's the name that I wanted when I was a kid. And the name is

Roger. Remember I told you that, you know, you know how kids like in second grade or third grade, sometimes fourth grade,

they just get fixated on something.

Like Hampton, when I think he was in like fourth grade, he found a big long bamboo stick

and he would train, do his jujitsu training that he was making up off the top of his head. We never took him to a

jiu-jitsu master, but he'd be out in the driveway swinging this bamboo stick around like,

you know, he's going at it. And around that age, there was a little kid in my elementary school

whose name was Roger. And for some reason, I just thought that was the coolest name. I did not.

I went to my mother and I said, I don't want to be Bobby. I don't like Bobby as a name.

There are so many Bobby's. I want to be Roger. And she just looked at me and went, God, I gave birth to

this. It's so random. I've never known anyone.

There's nothing wrong with the name.

I've just never known a child that wanted to be changed his name to Roger.

I know.

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