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The Elvis Duran phone tap.

You're going to love this one.

Dear Elvis Duran, I'm 16 years old.

I love your show.

I have my driver's permit,

and my mom is very strict about who I drive with and where I go.

I've been nothing but a good girl all my life, but I think my mom would flip out. If she found out I borrowed my friend's car to meet my friends down the shore for the day. So here's what we'll do. Let's tell her I went for a car and had a little accident and watch her go nuts. Hope you like the idea from Samantha. All right, here's what we're going to do. Samantha's going to start to call, and then Danielle is going to play the part of a crazy lady who owns a garden that Samantha plows across. That's it. All right? Let's listen in. Good afternoon. The Rob Bank. This is Carolyn.

Have you heard about our free checking?

Hi, is Sandy there, please?

Can you hold on one second?

Sure.

Hello?

Mom?

Yeah.

I borrowed Josh's car, and I got lost going down to the beach, and I crashed into someone's garden, and she's freaking out.

She just ran into her house to call the police.

Sam?

What? garden and she's freaking out she just ran into house to call the police sam what are you talking about she's calling the police and i just wanted to call you first and tell you before they told you where are you

i criss i'm on the way to the beach i don't even know where i am mom but you had to work at one it's 12 o'clock

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