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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Danielle.

Yes.

All right, give us a phone tap.

All right, so Leslie wants to phone tap her dad.

She goes to Catholic school.

She wants to mess with her dad.

So we decided I would call as a nun from her school

and say that she got in a little bit of trouble over Snapchat

and some scandalous pictures. You're playing a nun? Yeah. Oh, stop it. Yeah, let's see what happens

here. Daniel's phone time. Hello. Yes, hi, this is Sister. So I am calling about your

daughter, Leslie. Is everything okay? So I'm teaching everybody about the Ten Commandments

all of a sudden a picture popped up on her phone and it was of man parts no no

no you got to be joking me I know I've been a sister for a long time but I still

think I know what man parts are snap chat I've had an issue with my daughter about this. Sister, I'm so embarrassed. Damn it. Excuse me. Excuse me. Please, the Lord's name in vain. Please, we don't do that. Forgive me, sister. I'm sorry. I've talked to her about this. They've been grounded and put the fear of God in her. You know, could you recognize who he was? All it was man parts and all I know is it was a boy. The only way I'll know which person it was is if I do some sort of lineup, and I'm definitely not down for that. I mean, I can't say anything other than I apologize since we'll never happen again. We're going to take care of it. But if you can let me handle it, sister, and don't have any repercussions or let her lose the school, it took me many years to be able to get my children in the school. I know there's a waiting list for our program because this is still fantastic. I know. I know that. So if you can let me handle it as a father, I would greatly appreciate it and bless you, sister, if you would do that for me. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Alleman. And will I be seeing you at church on Sunday? I will be there. Yes. With a substantial donation? Ah, of course. Of course. If we can let this slide with my daughter.

See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.

Exactly. Yes. Jesus loves you, son. Jesus loves you. Please talk to your daughter, okay?

I will be talking to her today. Have a blessed day.

You as well.

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