This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Phone, Elvis Durand, the Elvis Durand phone tap. All right, Danielle, what's the phone tap all about today? All right, well, Ashley says I'm a senior in high school, and I'm absent a lot from school. And my mom always tells me I'm not going to graduate. So, I think you should call her as an administrator from my school. Call my mom Ann and tell her that I'm not graduating. So that's what we did. My God, this is going to be awful. Hello? Yes, hi, I'm looking for Ann. This is Ann. Hi, Ann. This is Barbara calling you from Snail. Oh, yes. How are you? I was just cooling on my other line.

Oh, okay. I've been trying to get in touch with you because we're having some difficulties with Ashley. Oh, what's the matter? Well, she's missed more than 15 days of school. Oh, you're kidding me. She has been cutting school. They did see her hanging out on the corner with some friends. Oh, you're kidding me. No, and I mean, she can get expelled from school for this.

Oh, my.

No, I didn't know this.

You know, she're kidding me. No. And, I mean, she can get expelled from school for this.

Oh, my.

No, I didn't know this. You know, she's supposed to graduate. Yes. I mean, even at this point, we have to discuss whether or not she can even walk with the class because I'm thinking she's going to have to go to summer school. Oh, my goodness. I'm about to kill her. You know, I wanted to give you the heads up.

If you could talk to her, that would be great.

Yeah, no, I'll take care of this right away.

Okay, thank would be great.

Yeah, no, I'll take care of this right away. Okay, thank you very much. Oh, my God. Well, once you talk to her, we can sit down and discuss the options, okay? Oh, my God. I'm very sorry to have to call you. So she's not great? She's not graduating with her class?

As of right now, she's not.

Oh, my God.

Okay?

All right, thank you.

All right. Thank you.

All right. Bye. Oh, my gosh. Ashley! She's crying. She's in housing.

Michelle, you're not graduating with your class, you f***. Why? Because you got 15 days out of school. You've been cutting... Hesley, they said you've been cutting classes and everything. They saw you on the corners and stuff. Don't I'm not? Ashley, what are you lying for? Whatever, but I'm up. They're lying to you. You're not graduating. Yes, I am. I want the car off the road. You're not riding the car at night no more.

That's it.

You're grounded. The car is off the road. What that's wrong with you? You have to go to summer school too, Jackass. So I don't walk. Who cares? I'm going to go to college anyway. Get the hell out of here. You're going to go. I'm going to meeting.

You're going to a meeting with me.

I'm not going to go with her.

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