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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, why can't we both have a side piece?

Okay.

Why can't we both have a side piece?

All right, but right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Oh, how you feel?

What's up, nephew?

What's you got?

Your daughter bit my son.

Uh-oh.

Your daughter bit my son.

Now, come on.

Come on, cat.

Hey.

Hello.

Hello, may I speak to Kira?

This is Kira. Kira. This is Kira. Hello. Hello, man, I speak to Kira. This is Kira. This is Kira. Look, do your daughter go to Little, uh, L'I. Yes. Who's this? And her name is... Yes, who's this? Listen, your daughter then bit my son, uh, Joshua on the back. My daughter bitch, no. This is Wilton. Your daughter then bit my son. Well, well, well, Wilton, slow the fuck down. You can't just call my house and tell me my daughter bit your son. You're even to see and be cussing at me, lady. I just said, your daughter, Sechira, bit my son Joshua on the back. And I just said no. I just said no. Two things. One, my daughter wouldn't bite nobody. And two, don't call my house with this, tone. I call with any kind of tone I want to call with. All I'm saying is your daughter then bit my son in the back. And I'm going to tell you. And all I'm saying is don't call my house with this attitude, saying some . That my daughter bit in the back my daughter has manners and she wouldn't be biting nobody in the back what the f***

did your son do you know somebody how the hell you know what your daughter gonna be doing if you

ain't there to my daughter you raised my daughter you raised the shit you live with your son she ain't

with your son or you just come in one month and try to do some kind of daddy work. Your daughter ain't but four years old. How in the hell you know her that damn well? I've been with her for four years. Where the fuck you been? My daughter does not be biting people around in the back in the neck or any thing like that. What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my house with this attitude. Where you, where I get, who the hell you figure I'm a weekend daddy? I'm calling you about what's going on with my child. Uh-huh. But I don't think you got your facts straight. So next time you call somebody to tell them about their child, figure out everything about your child first. All I'm saying is that the people at the academy say, Secira, bit my son, Joshua, in the back. Well, I can't understand. What you're saying? Because I don't like your tongue. So don't call me about my baby. Have her mama call me. It don't make no difference if a mom or her daddy call along with somebody to call. Hello? Call hello is this kira this is kira why

you hang up on me why are you still calling me and why are you yelling at me my child didn't bite

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