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Closet Confessions

Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls”

Closet Confessions

Charlie Perry

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

This confession is one of the wildest sexcapades we have had on the podcast so far, with a political twist: so strap in for the ride.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

It was upon us and an army of moon pigs were trotting forth.

0:07.0

Each one destined to surprise and delight.

0:11.0

This little moon pig just wanted a cuddle. This cheeky little

0:15.2

moon pig was balancing a gee and tea and this caring little moon pig made mom go

0:20.7

wah-wah-wah all all day long for this mother's day it must be a moon pig dot com download the

0:29.2

app now Hey guys I'm Candy and I'm Sorrell and you're listening to classic

0:37.4

Hey guys I'm Candy and I'm Sorrell you're listening to classic confessions if If this is the...

0:43.0

Ring it, ring it but reload it, reload it,

0:46.0

reload it, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr This is the best time you're listening to the pod.

0:54.0

The simple premises myself and sorrow gather in my closet to get something of our chest and you get

0:58.8

some things off of your chest too. But first goal you know what we got to do.

1:01.6

Y yep. These are my confession just when I thought I said But first go you know we got it do. Yup.

1:03.0

These are my confession just when I thought I said all I can say what she

1:06.0

gonna say she got one on the way.

1:08.0

These are my confessions.

1:10.0

It's a mini show today right?

1:12.0

It is. It sure is. We're going to jump straight in. This one doesn't have a title because our producer said it would give it away.

1:18.0

So we're going to just jump straight in.

1:20.0

Hi cousins. Five years ago I moved to the UK and I decided to install...

1:24.4

So sorry for your loss. Yeah go on.

1:28.9

R. R. R.

1:29.9

And I decided to install Tinder.

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