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Run That Prank

Your Check Bounced

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

How do you tell a member of the congregation that their check for the "Love Offering" bounced?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:09.6

And the subject is the most emotional man I've ever met.

0:14.1

The most emotional man I've ever met.

0:17.6

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few because right now it is

0:22.4

time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for is neff?

0:28.6

Uh, your check bounced. And I know a lot of y'all, you see, C, C, c c that's why we don't write checks to the church

0:40.3

no more because a lot of you used to balance these checks that's what y'all used to do yo check bounce

0:45.3

let's go cat down hello uh hello i'm trying to reach a monica sister monica please who's calling

0:53.1

this is uh brother deshawn I'm calling actually I'm a

0:56.1

member of Greater Commissioner Baptist Church how can I help you calling you actually

1:00.9

about the offering now did you you I know you paid your ties yeah I pay my ties every

1:05.7

Sunday okay now you paid a love offering as well right yes I do okay this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you left us with $1.000.

1:16.1

Right, right.

1:17.0

I sure did.

1:17.6

I wrote a check Sunday.

1:19.0

Okay, now the check, ma'am, was $250.

1:23.8

Am I correct?

1:24.5

Right, right.

1:25.1

I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right.

1:28.3

I wrote one for $250 for the love offering.

1:30.3

Okay.

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