Your Check Bounced

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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How do you tell a member of the congregation that their check for the "Love Offering" bounced?

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.0	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:09.9	The subject, my ex, won't let me meet his boo.
0:13.4	We'll get into that and a little later.
0:16.7	Right.
0:17.0	Right.
0:17.2	So.
0:18.1	Yes.
0:20.5	But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:23.8	What you got for is an F.
0:25.6	Your check bounced.
0:27.9	Your check bounced.
0:30.4	Let's go, Kat.
0:32.6	Hello.
0:33.6	Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica, sister Monica, please. Who's calling? This is, uh, brother Deshawn. I'm calling, actually, I'm a member, um, Greater, G. A missionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you actually about the offering. Now, did you, you, I know you paid your ties. Yeah, I pay my ties every Sunday. Okay. Now, you paid a love offering as well, right?
0:54.6	Yes, I do.
0:55.6	Okay. Now, this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you left us with $1.000.
1:01.8	Right, right. I sure did. I wrote a check Sunday.
1:04.8	Okay, now the check, ma'am, was $250. Am I correct?
1:10.3	Right, right. I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right. I wrote one for
1:14.9	$250 for the love offering. Okay. Now... What is this called regarding? Why are you calling me?
1:20.4	What I wanted to tell you is that I hate to be a bear of bad news, but your check that you
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