Your check bounce.

Ooh.

Mathematician. Spell it. Math, uh, mathematician. Oh, you spelled it wrong. I stand corrected. Did I spell it wrong? Yeah, you did, man. Yeah, you let that ear. Yeah. You know, I spelled it. Yeah. You know, I spell better than he think. Yeah, it's that ma'am that got him that time, Steve,

when you couldn't spell ma'am. Well, I couldn't spell words one time. Don't tell nobody there. Oh, no, no, no, he couldn't. He said W-U-Z. I don't know that. Yeah, I was stuck. But I didn't want him to tell anybody then. No, it's okay. We can tell everybody. See, I ain't ashamed my mind.

Yeah.

Your check bounce.

Here it is.

Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica, sister Monica, please. Who's calling? This is Brother Deshawn. I'm calling. Actually, I'm a member of Greater Christianeer Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you actually about the offering. Now, did you, I know you paid your ties. Yeah, I pay my ties every Sunday. Okay. Now, you paid a love offering as well, right? Yes, I do. Okay. Now, this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you left us with the Bain. Right, right. I sure did. I wrote a check Sunday.

Okay, now the check, ma'am, was $250. Am I correct?

Right, right. I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right. I wrote one for $2.50 for the love offering.

Okay, now... What is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?

What I wanted to tell you is that I hate to be a bear of bad news, but your check that you wrote for $250 actually has bounced.

Wait a minute.

You said my check bounced for $250?

Your check bounced, so what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the $250 as well as, you know,

you cost us $30 in bank fees.

Wait a minute now.

I wrote two checks.

I wrote a check for $100.

Did that one bounce?

I don't see to it that that one bounce.

All I know is the one that the love offering has bounced.

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