Your Car is Watching (Airdate 4/30/2026)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Pickle Oreos.
Born in the Sky.
Morons in the News.
Getting Hurt Doing Nothing.
Too Many Pirates.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Talkback Callers.
Can You Believe This?
Impaired Driving Surveillance.
From the Vault.
Talkback Callers.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Coming to you from the Bob and Sherry Show Studios. |
| 0:04.7 | Sponsored by MuddyMatt. Go to buy Muddymat.com. |
| 0:08.9 | All right, I'll see you at Thursday. |
| 0:09.9 | Thursday, Thursday's the day before Friday, the day after Wednesday, two days after Tuesday. |
| 0:19.5 | Thursday. |
| 0:19.9 | Thursday. Thursday. Thursday. Because it's Wednesday. Thursday. |
| 0:21.6 | Thursday. |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah, Thursday. |
| 0:23.6 | Thursday, I don't care about you. |
| 0:25.6 | Thursday doesn't even start. |
| 0:28.6 | So sometime between now and Thursday, I've got to come up with a small fortune. |
| 0:33.6 | It's the Gateway to the Weekend. |
| 0:35.6 | Thursday. |
| 0:36.6 | Now here's Bob and Sherry. Welcome to the show, and it's the Gateway to the Weekend. Thursday. Now here's Bob and Sherry. Welcome to the show and it's the |
| 0:40.2 | gateway to the weekend. So you know it's the best day of the whole life. All right. So here's what we have |
| 0:44.8 | coming up for you on today's show. After Morons in the News, we've got comedian Hannah Gadsby. |
| 0:52.5 | And in Morons in the News today, there's kind of a running theme in today's |
| 1:00.2 | show of people just like accidentally injuring themselves. Some of the way that y'all have gotten |
| 1:05.6 | hurt and posted on my Facebook, I was crying, laughing, so I'm going to read some of those. |
| 1:09.7 | And today's moron of the |
| 1:10.8 | day found herself in a really surprising and unexpected situation when she came home from the |
| 1:16.8 | movies. So that's all coming up. But first, Lamar ordered pickle-flavored Oreos. You had to get |
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