The human body may be incredibly complex, but many believe that we were created in the image of a perfect being.

If we're so perfect, then why do we only have one set of adult teeth?

Why do our bags hurt all the time?

And what is the deal with male nipples?

These things indicate that from our feet to our eyeballs, our bodies have been

slapped together through the process of evolution. Thankfully, I've drawn up a truly eye-opening

list that gets to grips with all the anatomical anarchy and provides some possible fixes.

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be amazed.

There's not a human alive who has an accidentally bitten the inside of their mouth,

and it's one of the most frustrating injuries you can suffer.

It takes forever to heal, you can't really cover it, and it's easily irritated by

citricy and salty foods, not to mention you always want to poke at it with your tongue.

But if you accidentally re-bite it, then that's a whole other world of pain.

So why has evolution put our big, squidgey cheek muscles right next to some of the hardest

and sharpest bones in the human body? Well, it's all about our diets. The cheek muscle was

originally designed to keep food in your mouth as you chew. Because humans have evolved to

consume plant matter, which requires more thorough chewing, the cheeks are more spacious to keep food in place while it's being ground up.

Pure carnivores, on the other hand, have much smaller cheeks as they tend to rip off bite-sized chunks of meat and swallow them in one go.

Which is why you never see lions or tigers inadvertently bite the inside of their own mouths.

So what's the fix to this gnawing problem?

Well, how about a little cheek protection?

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