Your Bank Account Has Mommy Issues with Mrs. Dow Jones

Good Guys

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the internet's favorite financial expert, Haley Sacks (aka Mrs. Dow Jones), to discuss her new book Future Rich Person. Haley explains that if you don't unpack your money mindset, you’re basically just a seven-year-old in a trench coat making adult financial decisions. We’re talking everything from the scam of "Instagram Face" to the "financial energy" wasted on duplicate Canva subscriptions. Josh gets honest about his childhood "scarcity" mindset, while Haley explains why who you marry is the ultimate make-or-break financial move. From "fair, not equal" dating rules to why you should never take a loan for a handbag, this is a survival guide for getting your money up! Grab the book at mrsdowjones.com/book to stop the financial nihilism and start winning in 2026. Write us! Send your messages to goodguyspodcast1@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Go to Zenni.com/PODCAST and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order. Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:06.0	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:14.0	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:20.0	Yeah, we're the good guys, do not be? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:22.5	We're not the great guys.
0:24.3	We're just so good a good and good of good guys.
0:28.2	Whoa.
0:29.8	Mazzle morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast.
0:32.2	We are sitting here with Haley Sachs, her new book, coming out, future rich person.
0:36.7	I know.
0:55.1	You're feeling stressed. The money. It comes in, it goes out. You're not saving. Listen to Haley. Thank you for being here. I'm so excited to be here. I'm the biggest fan. Haley, you're wonderful, really. And like, I've seen you a TikTok here and Instagram there. We just had a nice 10 minutes. What a lovely woman, okay?
0:57.6	Lovely woman.
0:58.6	Let me tell you, I historically have been the worst saver in the world.
1:04.0	The worst saver in the world.
1:05.7	My wife and I are polar opposite people.
1:08.5	I'm lucky that I make a good enough living that it counteracts my horrific
1:13.5	spending habits. But let me tell you, I go to dinner. This just happened to me, which is why I'm
1:19.3	bringing it up. I went to dinner, me, Claudia, and a couple. They're definitely billionaires.
1:24.0	They have so much money. And ask me why I paid for dinner. Ask me why I paid for dinner.
1:32.3	You're a maher. No, I'm not. I'm not. I don't know what it is. How much was the bill? How much was
1:37.6	the bill? Say it. Say it. Be garish. $1,200. But I didn't even know. It wouldn't have mattered.
1:44.0	Would you go? My card was that I went to Polo Bar. Okay. I went didn't even know. It wouldn't have mattered if it was 10 grand.
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