Hello!

And welcome to Vary Amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets, and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Curly Waiselle, and my world has been turned upside down this week.

As some of you know, I went back to New York.

I moved from there to LA about six or seven years ago.

We were back and forth for a bit, but now we are full-time LA.

But I am nothing if not loyal.

And I love to champion the people and businesses that I adore.

So I still see the same hair stylist there, and I still have the same doctor.

Yes, I get my annual physical whenever I'm back in New York.

And so I did that this past week.

And I mentioned my regular bill of health nonsense that I'm dehydrated, that I've been

like kind of getting dizzy when I exercise a bit, that I'm kind of thirsty all the time.

And my doctor reminded me that I say this every year and encouraged me to eat a lot more

salt to try to counteract the endolusity hydration.

So in conversation, I promise this is going somewhere.

I realized, wait, is my body desperately craving salt so much that I'm obsessed with popcorn?

And she was like, yeah, probably.

Probably.

My life is a lie, people.

The reason that I'm taking home bags of popcorn with bags, Ziploc homemade Ziploc bags.

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