No swearing in 2025.

Okay, come right.

That's just not achievable nor realistic.

There's just...

I mean, you've already said the C we boldly, conclusively, and scientifically decide what things in this big, wide world are good,

but today there's only one thing we're interested in judging your New Year's resolutions.

To help me do that that a man who only cares

about one resolution 4K that's right jason doyle hello i love 4k what are the good resolutions

these days i mean i guess it's 8k these days Oh my God, but but but can our can the can the

pipes carry the 8K? I know them the the TVs can display the 8K but there's you know whether it's

the hdMI cable or the cable cable or your internet cable yes something's fucking it up along the way. Oh, 100%. We're not there yet cable-wise. The pipes are not big enough. You're right. The pipes are not big enough. They're not big enough. And if we're working on bigger pipes, let's work on the pipes so that I can wipe my butt with a wet wipe and that will not ruin the entire septic system. Okay. Those pipes need to get bigger. I suggest investing in a bidet, but whatever, whatever you need. I like a wet wipe. So what are you doing? Are you just throwing the wet wipes? No, I don't use in wet wipes. I honestly used to, and it's not a resolution for25, but I do think they're bad for you.

I wish I could say I stopped for the environment or for my plumbing, but I just, ultimately,

I think they were to gloss over at creating some dryness.

Really?

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Now you're going to say, go natural, go natural on them. Is it the parabins? What's the alcohols? I don't know. Whatever it is, I didn't like it. I stopped using it. And producing the show, she resolves to never hear the words, who's talking please, in 2025, Rachel Doyle. I never said that. I never said that that and I'm not done talking about your chapped asshole, Matt.

Okay, here.

I said hear the words, not say the words.

No, I know.

So far for reading comprehension, not doing so hot.

I, no, I'm saying I do not agree with that because it's going to happen.

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