Welcome to the story-worthy podcast.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn, and Svign. Welcome to Storyworthy. I am Christine Blackburn and I'm here with

Hannes Spini and we're coming to you from Virginia at the home of Gregor Sampsah.

Gregor Samps is a band formed in 2000.

One of their songs is called Young and Old.

So we're in their basement right now.

Really?

So because the topic tonight is Young and Old, you put us in a basement where?

Let me tell you, it's in Virginia.

Everything else that came up on Gogol with Young and Old was pornography.

Young and old pornography, young and old was pornography young and old pornography young and old lesbian pornography young and old gay I decided we didn't want to come

from a studio in chatsworth where they're producing young and old pornography yeah you know

that's interesting you should say that honest because we are definitely uh I don't think we're

going into pornography tonight we are not going into pornography tonight tonight. Our guest is Frank Conniff. He brought this topic young and old. And I don't know what he has in mind, but I can't imagine. Maybe it's about young and old porn and I've blown the whole thing. I don't know. You know, I hate to go off topic, but you know, Dave Attell has this new show where he watches a porn video with the porn actress, but they're all old porn. So sometimes he's watching the movie with a 70-year-old actress who was in the porn. Everything about that sounds hot to me. So that is like young and old right there, isn't it? That doesn't, that sounds, well, well, Dave Hattel wouldn't exactly qualify as young, but I see what you're saying. The young person, the image of the young person, now they're old.

You know what, Honest?

Dave Attell is only 46 years old. Did you know that? No, I didn't. He smokes so many cigarettes. It seems like he's older, but that dude's not, he's like, I'm 45. He's only a year older than me. Our guest is looking at us like, what the fuck are you talking about Dave Attell for it?

That's what he's saying.

He's also giving us the finger.

Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Coniff is here.

And this is exciting for Storyworthy. This is a big coup for us, isn't it, Honest? Big. Much bigger than if David Tell worked. David Tell walked in right now, I tell him to go, fuck himself. Oh, geez, weez. That wouldn't go that far. But Frank Haniff is very accomplished, and I'm very excited that he could come over tonight.

But I also wanted to tell you this, Honest, you know, we have a new sponsor. It's not really that new of a sponsor, but it's an important sponsor. It's new. It's old at the same time. It's important to me. That's right. It's Amazon.com. Who? Amazon.com. That's right, Amazon.com.

And what you want to do is everybody wants to buy things on Amazon all day long.

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