You Won't Believe What These Students Said!
Teachers Off Duty
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šļø 28 December 2025
ā±ļø 54 minutes
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From elementary oversharing and third grade math confusion to middle and high school sass, the crew breaks down how kids talk at different ages, why common sense is not always common, and how gentle parenting, learned helplessness, and a lack of life skills show up in the classroom. They also dive into state testing pressure, reality baby projects, and the emotional whiplash of being the adult in the room while trying not to laugh.
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| 0:00.0 | What's the craziest thing you've heard a student say? |
| 0:02.0 | My kids said the other day I was like eating candy or something. And they were like, you gotta stop eating that candy. I was like, yeah, I could get big than one of my students from the bag goes, nah, Miss Linawa, you just thick. I said, my mama says that she keeps having kids so she can get more food stamps. I didn't know what to say. One of the kids told the teacher he was shaped like an eraser. Oh, it was Christmas time. And we were doing making hot chocolate. And we said, you're going to boil a cup of milk. Y'all, why some plastic burning? The actual clap. I am terrible at mass. The little boy came to me, he says, I need to make 24 cookies. And this says a dozen. I said, you had a dozen, right? |
| 0:37.8 | I said, so how can you make it 24? |
| 0:39.8 | He said, triple it? |
| 0:40.8 | We had a fire drill. |
| 0:42.2 | Kid was like, oh my gosh, we need to execute the building. And I said, you may evacuate? He said, oh, my bad, that's what I meant. So we got to have an appointment. So you said what you meant. Yeah, we might have to pull in some more |
| 0:51.6 | Reitz for that to make sure |
| 0:53.3 | I remember one of the boy, he was like, |
| 0:55.3 | my new stepmom used to be my babysitter. |
| 0:57.7 | And I was Yeah, we might have to pull in some more. We have to pull it for that to make sure. I remember one of the boy, he was like, |
| 0:55.0 | my new stepmom used to be my babysitter. |
| 0:57.0 | And I was like, |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, all right. |
| 1:02.0 | Get a Hey, best friends, welcome to this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty. If you do not know me, I'm |
| 1:22.6 | honest teacher vibes. And I am joined by two lovely co-host I know tell the people who you are |
| 1:28.6 | Miss Elle |
| 1:29.4 | Ms. Lottimore |
| 1:30.0 | I have a bunch of different |
| 1:32.0 | ad names |
| 1:32.4 | I gotta get that together |
| 1:33.5 | I'm aware |
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