YOU WOKE UP IN A DITCH?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), we help out a Fucker who is allergic to sex, Corinne reflects on Passover, and Krystyna learns more about tantric sex! Then the duo chats with standup comedian LINDSAY THEISEN (@lindsaytheis)! Lindsay tells us all about waking up in ditches, teaching in orphanages with no qualifications, the three 2020s she has had, and her love of Ambien. Lindsay also gets real about her parents’ divorce, her mom’s alcohol problems, her own high-functioning blackouts, and her prized collection of 250 Starbucks mugs.
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2. Sofia Lafuente – “Here Again”
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, fuckers, what up? |
| 0:01.4 | It's Christina Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher. |
| 0:03.7 | You're about to listen to a clip from guys we fucked the anti-slot |
| 0:07.3 | shaming podcast. |
| 0:08.6 | On this week's episode, we talk about why you might not be horny, |
| 0:12.9 | even though you're a 27 year old sexy bitch, how to collect Starbucks mugs |
| 0:17.8 | from all over the world. |
| 0:18.7 | You really made me too much into it with your siblings. |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah, and I just a lot of black outdrunk stories and experiences. |
| 0:26.2 | If you want to listen to more of the episode, |
| 0:29.6 | you're going to go to luminarypodcasts.com slash GWF. |
| 0:34.8 | And you can get a subscription for as little as 299 a month. |
| 0:37.6 | You're also with that subscription. |
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| 0:49.6 | You told the story of going to another country to build homes for homeless |
| 0:55.1 | people and you like the first night. |
| 0:58.0 | The first night there, you got wasted and then woke up the next day in a ditch |
| 1:02.5 | and the children of the village like woke you up. |
| 1:04.8 | And I was like, Hey, you should just stand up. |
| 1:06.7 | No, that's not the, well, that's okay. |
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