Now hold on, she's horrible. I believe she might be 38 because just because you write on your contract with the bachelor year 26 doesn't fucking mean shit dude.

Her face hangs as though she's had numerous decades on this planet.

Often that aging is sped up by nicotine usage, but I don't...

Does she smile?

I could see her sucking down a couple marbies.

For sure. Oh, hi there hello there and welcome to another brand-spaking episode of another Bachelor

podcast and my name's Dylan and I'm sitting next to saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

What's going on everybody?

Behind the glass is one producer Patrick the Irish bug hickey.

So good to be here. I'm excited for a second night of this

bullshit. Okay. I'm excited because we get to dig into some more fantastic

drama reality drama that happens on the island, but more importantly, we get to hear from

that wretched Harpy Corinne Havan Oliveius. The tease of the century. Yeah, did it meet our

expectations? Was it satisfying? We'll get into all that. But first, let's head to Port of Aerta, Mexico.

Last episode we left off on Daniel's arrival and we pick right up there at the beginning of this episode.

To refresh our listeners my first season of the Bachelor was Nick Vials

Bachelor season so I was not familiar with this wonder that is Daniel.

He is easy with your scoffing.

He is a wild card.

He calls himself a wild card and he truly is. He comes into this this whole situation. The narrative would suggest that he's here for Lacey and Lacey buys into that a little too much.

She goes very hard into Daniel.

She runs to him with loving and with a loving embrace, I believe.

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