YOU WAXED YOUR OWN ASSHOLE AND THEN HE BROKE UP WITH YOU?
Guys We F****d
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4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), give advice to a Fucker who had the guy she just hooked up with masturbate next to her while she slept, Corinne reflects on Valentine’s Day, and it’s Krystyna’s birthday! Then the duo chats with stand-up comedian LOGAN GUNTZELMAN (@placesitookashitthisyear)! Logan gets real about her hairy asshole, how her parent’s discovered her hairy asshole, waxing her own asshole and then getting broken up with, shaving her pubes at the YMCA, and cum on a Roomba. Logan also dives into her experience with IUDs, her love of raw-dogging, throwing a plastic bag at her boyfriend’s face, and the time she only let herself blow one guy in Europe. Listen up, Fuckers!
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CORINNE & KRYSTYNA are HEADLINING MAGOOBY’s JOKE HOUSE in Timonium, MD
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, fuckers, what up? It's Christina Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher. You're about to listen to a clip from our |
| 0:06.5 | widely known |
| 0:08.4 | Guys, we |
| 0:09.2 | Facts. Very popular sex |
| 0:10.6 | Very popular parents love it. It's my parents really love it. Oh guys, we fucked the anti-slutching podcast this week |
| 0:18.6 | We're talking to |
| 0:20.1 | uh comedian logo gunselman about oh logo. I said logo. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of a cute name. Yeah, it is |
| 0:27.8 | A little again, gunselman about pubes a lot of pubes and and blood bj's and all kinds of |
| 0:36.4 | And I'm dating someone younger than you during quarantine and living in a room together. Oh, that sounds nice |
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| 0:57.2 | You of a hairy asshole |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah, we that was like a trick. We asked you what you don't want to talk about and then you said well |
| 1:04.0 | I already am known for this so |
| 1:06.8 | But I mean everyone has a hairy asshole, but if you're a hairy asshole it warrants a bit |
| 1:12.0 | You know how hairy is it? It's very uh the whole bit is that I'm of Eastern European descent and there are two types of Eastern European women |
| 1:22.1 | Eastern European women who have hairy assholes and Eastern European women who are liars and those are the only two kinds |
| 1:28.9 | And then I talk about it in this bit that was recorded and put on the radio |
| 1:34.8 | And it was the first bit of mine that ever ended up on serious |
| 1:38.4 | So like you know when a comedy milestone happens you tell your parents |
| 1:42.3 | I didn't tell them what was in it, but I was like oh I'm on serious my mom started getting Facebook messages from her friends saying |
| 1:47.9 | Hey, so we think we heard your daughter on serious |
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